Sometimes the headlines write themselves: Viagra is kosher for Passover! Even Viagra can’t solve the problem of lagging American auto sales, as buyers pass them up for the better design and longevity of their foreign counterparts.
FROM: Airforce One – TO: The Twins – RE: Lunch
Hi girls mom is fine and v.busy with her apple pie bakerizing and stuff. Sorry, can’t make lunch 6 June cos little Donny R. says we are going to give it to the Eyeranians. The first wave will go in at 6am EST – subject to CNN approval. Don’t tell anyone, though, cos we’re hoping to catch the Ayatollahs on the hop. Love Pop.
The Register brings forth a possible example why George W Bush fears a privacy breach with email.
[The US Army] believed that a soldier could adopt the cloak of invisibility, pass cleanly through walls and, perhaps most chillingly, kill goats just by staring at them. Entrusted with defending America from all known adversaries, they were the First Earth Battalion. And they really weren’t joking. What’s more, they’re back and fighting the War on Terror.
Excerpt from The Men Who Stare at Goats.