Migraine indeed!

WA man finds that he doesn’t have a toothache, but a nail in his head.

Privatization or personal accounts? Bush isn’t sure in this conversation with Washington Post reporters.

Seymour Hersh reports that the U.S. has Iran in their sights. Maybe we’ll use the Badonkadonk. They will not be using a gay aphordisiac weapon, however.

Meanwhile, The New York Times reports on events in Ukraine prior to the presidential election that narrowly avoided a crackdown.