Pink slips via second day air

MSNBC stunningly reports that DEER ARE EATING AWAY AT FORESTS NATIONWIDE!

Oracle lays off 5,000 PeopleSoft workers — via FedEx and UPS.

Hours before Oracle’s Friday announcement, employees turned a PeopleSoft sign into a makeshift shrine of flowers, candles and company memorabilia. An inflatable doll dressed in black wore a button that read “Oracle” with a slash through it.
Employees react to Oracle takeover and 5,000 layoffs

A Survivor contestant is in deep doo-doo for failing to report income won on the show.