Denny’s: to go; Borat’s mankini: “Success!”

Developers: infinity, Preservation of sentimentality: 0.

And in the interest of balance (Warning: disturbing photos of callout below can be found here):

FROM the beaches of Kazakhstan to the catwalks of Milan, the mankini has finally found its way into high fashion.

In an outfit that can only owe its inspiration to the male one-piece swimsuit worn by the Sacha Baron Cohen character Borat, British designer Alexander McQueen sent this brave male model to front the crowds for Milan Fashion Week.

Guaranteed never to let the wearer down, the original mankini made its debut in the movie Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan.

The mankini was a low point of the male collections, which included Donatella Versace dedicating her collection to US presidential hopeful Barack Obama, Giorgio Armani presenting jackets and suits, and Dolce & Gabbana unveiling pin-stripe suits as loose and easy as silk pajamas.

Deadnny’s

Gone in a flash, the Denny’s/Mannings at 15th and Market. Next target of mass destruction: The Sunset. Maybe they’ll run a memorial skybridge between the two properties to remind us of when Ballard was quirky and valued historical significance? Uff don’t.