Microsoft managers get upset seeing their employees with iPods, causing employees to swap out the white headphones for black ones.
Howard Dean emerges as the frontrunner for the DNC leadership. Avoid the scream, Howard. Avoid the scream.
Laptops render men infertile! Solution: play Doom as a boardgame., while your salary decreases compared to the rate of inflation. Or put your laptop on your desk, and play the hybrid “mashup” game Grand Theft Auto: Myst.