Mortie, Mortie: He's no shorty, Mortie.
On August 30th, I graduated with a BA in Humanities, with an emphasis in Public Interest Communications. After eight schools and twelve years, I finally have something to show that I’ve finished. Whew.
Mortie, class of 2003, with a BA in Humanities, emphasis in Public Interest Communications, from the New College of California. They still can’t make a cap big enough for my cranium.
This movie writes itself: Bruce Campbell and Ossie Davis star as Elvis and JFK, respectively, in BUBBAHO-TEP.