Yay! A giant colon is coming to Seattle! Keep the weekend of July 8th free — after the July 4th barbecues, come see what’s probably going on in your inner tubes. I’m much more excited about this than I should be, but then, I’m easily amused.
Deloitte Touche Tohmatsu has created Bullfighter, a software program that converts awful corporate buzzwords into plain English. The tagline for Bullfighter is ‘Stripping the Bull Out of Business’. After 12 years in the corporate arena (I shouldn’t even say the word ‘arena’ — I mean, honestly, it provides no ‘value-added expectations’), it’s about time companies wrote in plain English. Of course, perhaps the wordiness was just a ploy to mask a lack of a business plan?
God has an online journal!