{"id":549,"date":"2005-09-21T14:22:57","date_gmt":"2005-09-21T21:22:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/?p=549"},"modified":"2008-04-23T14:24:49","modified_gmt":"2008-04-23T21:24:49","slug":"no-be-beef","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/2005\/09\/21\/no-be-beef\/","title":{"rendered":"No-be beef"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2005\/POLITICS\/09\/21\/congress.agriculture.ap\/index.html\" target=\"_blank\">The                   senate vows to ban tasty kobe beef<\/a>, because Japan doesn&#8217;t                   want our mad-cow infested beef. In a beef promotion move, Japan&#8217;s                   neighbor China <a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/news?tmpl=story&amp;u=\/ap\/20050921\/ap_on_fe_st\/clinton_condoms\" target=\"_blank\">offers                   Clinton and Lewinsky condoms<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I found these two photos somewhere on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.about.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">About.com<\/a> (a                 site whose purpose I know not what it&#8217;s about). A powerful use                 of Photoshop:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-551\" title=\"bush_vacation_fishing\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/bush_vacation_fishing.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"360\" height=\"231\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/bush_vacation_fishing.jpg 360w, https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/bush_vacation_fishing-300x192.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 360px) 100vw, 360px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-550\" title=\"bush_guitar_superdome\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/bush_guitar_superdome.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"360\" height=\"217\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/bush_guitar_superdome.jpg 360w, https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/bush_guitar_superdome-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 360px) 100vw, 360px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"facebook\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/share.php?u=https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/2005\/09\/21\/no-be-beef\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Share on Facebook\">Share on Facebook<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The senate vows to ban tasty kobe beef, because Japan doesn&#8217;t want our mad-cow infested beef. In a beef promotion move, Japan&#8217;s neighbor China offers Clinton and Lewinsky condoms. I found these two photos somewhere on About.com (a site whose purpose I know not what it&#8217;s about). A powerful use of Photoshop: Share on Facebook<\/p>\n<p class=\"facebook\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/share.php?u=https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/2005\/09\/21\/no-be-beef\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Share on Facebook\">Share on Facebook<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-549","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/549","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=549"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/549\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=549"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=549"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=549"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}