{"id":540,"date":"2005-07-09T14:12:59","date_gmt":"2005-07-09T21:12:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/?p=540"},"modified":"2008-04-23T14:14:13","modified_gmt":"2008-04-23T21:14:13","slug":"the-sniffing-acne-trainer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/2005\/07\/09\/the-sniffing-acne-trainer\/","title":{"rendered":"The sniffing acne trainer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m consciously trying now to tally what I&#8217;m eating&#8230;                 this is difficult&#8230; I don&#8217;t want to get Rain Man about the whole                 thing, but it&#8217;s really necessary right now.<\/p>\n<p>A personal trainer at a gym I was (trying to) going                 to in Seattle recommended 120-140 grams of protein, and I thought                 about the acne he had and how he made sniffing sounds a lot,                 and well, you can&#8217;t really respect someone&#8217;s opinion when they                 throw out a number like that. Still, even with 90g, I&#8217;m still                 conjuring up images of raiding farm fields in search of a side                 of steer, but after a trip to PCC, it&#8217;s good to know it doesn&#8217;t                 have to be that way.<\/p>\n<p class=\"facebook\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/share.php?u=https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/2005\/07\/09\/the-sniffing-acne-trainer\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Share on Facebook\">Share on Facebook<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m consciously trying now to tally what I&#8217;m eating&#8230; this is difficult&#8230; I don&#8217;t want to get Rain Man about the whole thing, but it&#8217;s really necessary right now. A personal trainer at a gym I was (trying to) going to in Seattle recommended 120-140 grams of protein, and I thought about the acne he &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/2005\/07\/09\/the-sniffing-acne-trainer\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The sniffing acne trainer&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"facebook\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/share.php?u=https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/2005\/07\/09\/the-sniffing-acne-trainer\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Share on Facebook\">Share on Facebook<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-540","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-seattle"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/540","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=540"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/540\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=540"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=540"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=540"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}