{"id":520,"date":"2005-04-12T15:26:18","date_gmt":"2005-04-12T22:26:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/?p=520"},"modified":"2008-04-22T15:28:50","modified_gmt":"2008-04-22T22:28:50","slug":"the-vice-fund","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/2005\/04\/12\/the-vice-fund\/","title":{"rendered":"The Vice Fund"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Do you celebrate vice?<a href=\"http:\/\/www.vicefund.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"> Invest                   in the Vice Fund<\/a>. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boardsmag.com\/screeningroom\/commercials\/1635\/\" target=\"_blank\">This                   commercial would keep me from investing in tobacco<\/a>. Investments                   in disorderly conduct are not in the fund, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2005\/SHOWBIZ\/TV\/04\/11\/people.shelton.ap\/index.html\" target=\"_blank\">but                   can be found on the police record of <em>Apprentice<\/em> contestant                   Chris<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>Buster,                         the Bluth family\u2019s simpering youngest son, had                         his hand bitten off by a crazed seal; he\u2019s spent                         most of the season with a hook. His older brother, Gob,                         had two fingers lopped off in an errant magic trick.                         In the same episode, Michael Bluth, the show\u2019s                         main character, had his calf muscles shortened by an                         incompetent surgeon.<\/strong><a href=\"http:\/\/newyorkmetro.com\/nymetro\/arts\/tv\/11699\/\" target=\"_blank\"><br \/>\nThe                             brilliant <\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/newyorkmetro.com\/nymetro\/arts\/tv\/11699\/\" target=\"_blank\">Arrested                             Development<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/newyorkmetro.com\/nymetro\/arts\/tv\/11699\/\" target=\"_blank\">, eroding bits-at-a-time, via loss of limbs.<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gulfnews.com\/Articles\/NationNF.asp?ArticleID=160092\" target=\"_blank\">Behold                   the robot jockey<\/a>, set to replace humans in horseraces.<\/p>\n<p>Fantastic article about<a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-dyn\/articles\/A5809-2005Mar27.html\" target=\"_blank\"> Gene                   Wilder<\/a> and his autobiography, <em>Kiss Me Like a Stranger<\/em>,                   in the <em>Washington Post<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p class=\"facebook\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/share.php?u=https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/2005\/04\/12\/the-vice-fund\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Share on Facebook\">Share on Facebook<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you celebrate vice? Invest in the Vice Fund. This commercial would keep me from investing in tobacco. Investments in disorderly conduct are not in the fund, but can be found on the police record of Apprentice contestant Chris. Buster, the Bluth family\u2019s simpering youngest son, had his hand bitten off by a crazed seal; &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/2005\/04\/12\/the-vice-fund\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The Vice Fund&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"facebook\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/share.php?u=https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/2005\/04\/12\/the-vice-fund\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Share on Facebook\">Share on Facebook<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25,9,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-520","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-economy","category-entertainment","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/520","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=520"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/520\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=520"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=520"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=520"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}