{"id":517,"date":"2005-04-07T15:20:34","date_gmt":"2005-04-07T22:20:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/?p=517"},"modified":"2008-04-22T15:22:46","modified_gmt":"2008-04-22T22:22:46","slug":"silhouette-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/2005\/04\/07\/silhouette-man\/","title":{"rendered":"Silhouette Man"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Google comes out with the <a href=\"http:\/\/maps.google.com\/maps?q=1060%2Bw%2Baddison,chicago,%2Bil%2B60657&amp;spn=0.00821828842163086,0.0074672698974609375&amp;t=k&amp;hl=en\" target=\"_blank\">best                   mapping system ever<\/a>. A Seattle realty company<a href=\"http:\/\/www.redfin.com\/stingray\/do\/home\" target=\"_blank\"> gets                   inspiration from satellite imagery, too<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>A Malaysian man<a href=\"http:\/\/www.theregister.co.uk\/2005\/04\/04\/fingerprint_merc_chop\/\" target=\"_blank\"> loses                   his finger so thieves can have access to his Mercedes&#8217; fingerprint                   identity system<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rexfeatures.com\/features\/516925\/\" target=\"_blank\">.<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-516\" title=\"bsddaemon\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/bsddaemon.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"223\" height=\"256\" \/><\/p>\n<p>What happens when your operating system                 logo is devilish, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.netfunny.com\/rhf\/jokes\/new89\/satan.773.html\" target=\"_blank\">and                 you happen to be traveling in a red state<\/a>?<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Repeated                         calls to Founder of Amazon.com and owner of IMDb.com,                         Jeff Bezos, were answered by a written statement: \u201cWhile                         we are indebted to Mr. Silhouette Man for his many years                         of service, such a salary increase is the sole domain                         of recently imprisoned CEOs and select members of the                         UN oil for food program.\u201d<\/strong><br \/>\nIMDb\u2019s \u201cSilhouette                           Man\u201d says \u201c<a href=\"http:\/\/www.thespoof.com\/news\/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i7772\" target=\"_blank\">A                           raise or I walk!<\/a>\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p class=\"facebook\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/share.php?u=https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/2005\/04\/07\/silhouette-man\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Share on Facebook\">Share on Facebook<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Google comes out with the best mapping system ever. A Seattle realty company gets inspiration from satellite imagery, too. A Malaysian man loses his finger so thieves can have access to his Mercedes&#8217; fingerprint identity system. What happens when your operating system logo is devilish, and you happen to be traveling in a red state? &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/2005\/04\/07\/silhouette-man\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Silhouette Man&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"facebook\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/share.php?u=https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/2005\/04\/07\/silhouette-man\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Share on Facebook\">Share on Facebook<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-517","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/517","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=517"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/517\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=517"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=517"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=517"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}