{"id":484,"date":"2005-02-08T14:29:44","date_gmt":"2005-02-08T21:29:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/?p=484"},"modified":"2008-04-18T14:48:10","modified_gmt":"2008-04-18T21:48:10","slug":"modern-drunkard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/2005\/02\/08\/modern-drunkard\/","title":{"rendered":"Modern Drunkard"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/maps.google.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Google                   comes up with a mapping tool<\/a> that effectively pounds Yahoo                   into a stain. Futher the pounding: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.enormicom.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">See                   how to create an Internot startup at Enormicom<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>San Jose-based <em>Wave Magazine<\/em> brings forth <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thewavemag.com\/pagegen.php?pagename=article&amp;articleid=24184\" target=\"_blank\">Dorkstorm:                   The Annihilation<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>What happens when <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailyemerald.com\/vnews\/display.v\/ART\/2003\/10\/24\/3f9939a83c7df?in_archive=1\" target=\"_blank\">Nike                   designs a mascot for the University of Oregon? A horrifying                   steroid duck.<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-485\" title=\"Duck!\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/t_3dd5278b6c5fc-54-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"126\" height=\"180\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Say it loud, say it plowed! Denver&#8217;s own <a href=\"http:\/\/www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com\/issues\/03_03\/03-03_intervention.htm\" target=\"_blank\">Modern                   Drunkard Magazine<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-486\" title=\"intervention-header\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/intervention-header.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"319\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/intervention-header.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/intervention-header-235x300.jpg 235w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"facebook\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/share.php?u=https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/2005\/02\/08\/modern-drunkard\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Share on Facebook\">Share on Facebook<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Google comes up with a mapping tool that effectively pounds Yahoo into a stain. Futher the pounding: See how to create an Internot startup at Enormicom. San Jose-based Wave Magazine brings forth Dorkstorm: The Annihilation. What happens when Nike designs a mascot for the University of Oregon? A horrifying steroid duck. Say it loud, say &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/2005\/02\/08\/modern-drunkard\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Modern Drunkard&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"facebook\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/share.php?u=https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/2005\/02\/08\/modern-drunkard\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Share on Facebook\">Share on Facebook<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-484","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/484","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=484"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/484\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=484"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=484"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=484"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}