{"id":481,"date":"2005-02-02T14:19:08","date_gmt":"2005-02-02T21:19:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/?p=481"},"modified":"2008-04-18T14:20:40","modified_gmt":"2008-04-18T21:20:40","slug":"grand-theft-auto-myst","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/2005\/02\/02\/grand-theft-auto-myst\/","title":{"rendered":"Grand Theft Auto: Myst"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Microsoft managers get upset <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wired.com\/news\/mac\/0,2125,66460,00.html\" target=\"_blank\">seeing                   their employees with iPods<\/a>, causing employees to swap out                   the white headphones for black ones.<\/p>\n<p>Howard Dean emerges as the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2005\/02\/02\/politics\/02dean.html?oref=login&amp;hp&amp;ex=1107406800&amp;en=6b7ea10d32018d5f&amp;ei=5094&amp;partner=homepage\" target=\"_blank\">frontrunner                   for the DNC leadership<\/a>. Avoid the scream, Howard. Avoid                   the scream.<\/p>\n<p>Laptops render men <a href=\"http:\/\/www.macworld.com\/news\/2004\/12\/09\/infertility\/index.php\" target=\"_blank\">infertile<\/a>!                 Solution: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theregister.co.uk\/2005\/01\/31\/doom_boardgame\/\" target=\"_blank\">play                 Doom as a boardgame<\/a>., while your <a href=\"http:\/\/story.news.yahoo.com\/news?tmpl=story&amp;cid=568&amp;e=4&amp;u=\/nm\/economy_wages_dc\" target=\"_blank\">salary                 decreases compared to the rate of inflation<\/a>. Or put your                 laptop on your desk, and play the hybrid &#8220;mashup&#8221; game <a href=\"http:\/\/www.salon.com\/tech\/feature\/2005\/02\/02\/gta_myst\/index_np.html\" target=\"_blank\">Grand                 Theft Auto: Myst<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p class=\"facebook\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/share.php?u=https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/2005\/02\/02\/grand-theft-auto-myst\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Share on Facebook\">Share on Facebook<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Microsoft managers get upset seeing their employees with iPods, causing employees to swap out the white headphones for black ones. Howard Dean emerges as the frontrunner for the DNC leadership. Avoid the scream, Howard. Avoid the scream. Laptops render men infertile! Solution: play Doom as a boardgame., while your salary decreases compared to the rate &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/2005\/02\/02\/grand-theft-auto-myst\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Grand Theft Auto: Myst&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"facebook\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/share.php?u=https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/2005\/02\/02\/grand-theft-auto-myst\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Share on Facebook\">Share on Facebook<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-481","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/481","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=481"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/481\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=481"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=481"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=481"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}