{"id":464,"date":"2005-01-18T13:27:54","date_gmt":"2005-01-18T20:27:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/?p=464"},"modified":"2008-04-18T13:30:52","modified_gmt":"2008-04-18T20:30:52","slug":"pink-slips-via-second-day-air","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/2005\/01\/18\/pink-slips-via-second-day-air\/","title":{"rendered":"Pink slips via second day air"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>MSNBC stunningly reports that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.msn.com\/id\/6835501\/\" target=\"_blank\">DEER                   ARE EATING AWAY AT FORESTS NATIONWIDE<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-465\" title=\"bambi\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/bambi.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"205\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Oracle <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kron4.com\/Global\/story.asp?S=2813248\" target=\"_blank\">lays                   off 5,000 PeopleSoft workers &#8212; via FedEx and UPS<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong> Hours                         before Oracle&#8217;s Friday announcement, employees turned                         a PeopleSoft sign into a makeshift shrine of flowers,                         candles and company memorabilia. An inflatable doll dressed                         in black wore a button that read &#8220;Oracle&#8221; with                         a slash through it.<br \/>\n<\/strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kron4.com\/Global\/story.asp?S=2813248\" target=\"_blank\">Employees                       react to Oracle takeover and 5,000 layoffs<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>A Survivor contestant is in deep doo-doo <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reuters.com\/newsArticle.jhtml;jsessionid=3KV5UNU0FBOLICRBAE0CFFA?type=domesticNews&amp;storyID=7359427\" target=\"_blank\">for                   failing to report income won on the show<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p class=\"facebook\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/share.php?u=https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/2005\/01\/18\/pink-slips-via-second-day-air\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Share on Facebook\">Share on Facebook<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>MSNBC stunningly reports that DEER ARE EATING AWAY AT FORESTS NATIONWIDE! Oracle lays off 5,000 PeopleSoft workers &#8212; via FedEx and UPS. Hours before Oracle&#8217;s Friday announcement, employees turned a PeopleSoft sign into a makeshift shrine of flowers, candles and company memorabilia. An inflatable doll dressed in black wore a button that read &#8220;Oracle&#8221; with &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/2005\/01\/18\/pink-slips-via-second-day-air\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Pink slips via second day air&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"facebook\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/share.php?u=https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/2005\/01\/18\/pink-slips-via-second-day-air\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Share on Facebook\">Share on Facebook<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-464","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-economy","category-entertainment"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/464","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=464"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/464\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=464"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=464"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=464"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}