{"id":383,"date":"2004-05-20T16:29:29","date_gmt":"2004-05-20T23:29:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/?p=383"},"modified":"2008-04-15T16:30:41","modified_gmt":"2008-04-15T23:30:41","slug":"rare-cellos-cheap-gas-cash-only","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/2004\/05\/20\/rare-cellos-cheap-gas-cash-only\/","title":{"rendered":"Rare cellos, cheap gas, cash-only."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Avoid the lines into the nightclub &#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theregister.co.uk\/2004\/05\/19\/veripay\/\" target=\"_blank\">get                   an embedded chip<\/a> (just like the way we chip cats and dogs)                   that deducts the cover from your credit card.<\/p>\n<p>A <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/1\/hi\/world\/americas\/3728193.stm\" target=\"_blank\">rare                   cello avoids becoming a CD rack<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>You live in Florida, and your garage door can&#8217;t                 open. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theregister.co.uk\/2004\/05\/20\/garage_door_jamming\/\" target=\"_blank\">It&#8217;s                 probably the $5.5 million the United States Air Force spent to                 jam the frequency<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Fed up with paperwork, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.msn.com\/id\/5014568\/\" target=\"_blank\">some                   physicians are starting cash-only practices<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sfgate.com\/cgi-bin\/article.cgi?f=\/c\/a\/2004\/05\/20\/BAGEJ6O54F1.DTL\" target=\"_blank\">Are                   Americans entitled to cheap gas?<\/a> No, says the rest of the                   planet. And neither are they entitled to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sfgate.com\/cgi-bin\/article.cgi?file=\/chronicle\/archive\/2004\/05\/18\/DDGL66M1A11.DTL\" target=\"_blank\">good                   television programming this fall<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p class=\"facebook\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/share.php?u=https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/2004\/05\/20\/rare-cellos-cheap-gas-cash-only\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Share on Facebook\">Share on Facebook<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Avoid the lines into the nightclub &#8212; get an embedded chip (just like the way we chip cats and dogs) that deducts the cover from your credit card. A rare cello avoids becoming a CD rack. You live in Florida, and your garage door can&#8217;t open. It&#8217;s probably the $5.5 million the United States Air &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/2004\/05\/20\/rare-cellos-cheap-gas-cash-only\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Rare cellos, cheap gas, cash-only.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"facebook\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/share.php?u=https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/2004\/05\/20\/rare-cellos-cheap-gas-cash-only\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Share on Facebook\">Share on Facebook<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-383","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-seattle"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/383","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=383"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/383\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=383"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=383"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=383"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}