{"id":370,"date":"2004-04-13T23:41:30","date_gmt":"2004-04-14T06:41:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/?p=370"},"modified":"2008-03-30T23:42:06","modified_gmt":"2008-03-31T06:42:06","slug":"subservient-chicken","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/2004\/04\/13\/subservient-chicken\/","title":{"rendered":"Subservient chicken"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"text\">Burger King has the <a href=\"http:\/\/subservientchicken.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">subservient                   chicken<\/a>. I much prefer the <a href=\"http:\/\/subservientchickenhawk.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">subservient                   chicken *hawk*<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p class=\"text\">I wish I had thought of this: a website that collects <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thewritingsonthestall.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">writings                   from bathroom stalls<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p class=\"facebook\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/share.php?u=https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/2004\/04\/13\/subservient-chicken\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Share on Facebook\">Share on Facebook<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Burger King has the subservient chicken. I much prefer the subservient chicken *hawk*. I wish I had thought of this: a website that collects writings from bathroom stalls. Share on Facebook<\/p>\n<p class=\"facebook\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/share.php?u=https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/2004\/04\/13\/subservient-chicken\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Share on Facebook\">Share on Facebook<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-370","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/370","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=370"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/370\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=370"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=370"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=370"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}