{"id":307,"date":"2003-10-15T17:35:04","date_gmt":"2003-10-16T00:35:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/2003\/10\/15\/next-year-isnt-now\/"},"modified":"2003-10-15T17:35:04","modified_gmt":"2003-10-16T00:35:04","slug":"next-year-isnt-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/2003\/10\/15\/next-year-isnt-now\/","title":{"rendered":"Next year *isn&#8217;t* now. :("},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Man, oh man. I wished next year was now. I hoped. <a href=\"http:\/\/mlb.mlb.com\/NASApp\/mlb\/chc\/news\/chc_gameday_recap.jsp?ymd=20031015&amp;content_id=581412&amp;vkey=ds2003game&amp;fext=.jsp&amp;c_id=chn\" target=\"_blank\">Ah,                   crap<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Why don&#8217;t the Feds arrest Pat Robertson, after                 he said the <a href=\"http:\/\/story.news.yahoo.com\/news?tmpl=story&amp;u=\/ap\/20031011\/ap_on_go_ca_st_pe\/robertson_state_department_5\" target=\"_blank\">State                 Department should be nuked<\/a>? And why not take Jerry Falwell,                 too?<\/p>\n<p>And meanwhile, let&#8217;s get a paper trail for those<a href=\"http:\/\/news.independent.co.uk\/world\/americas\/story.jsp?story=452972\" target=\"_blank\"> faulty                   electronic voting machines<\/a>, shall we?<\/p>\n<p class=\"facebook\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/share.php?u=https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/2003\/10\/15\/next-year-isnt-now\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Share on Facebook\">Share on Facebook<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Man, oh man. I wished next year was now. I hoped. Ah, crap. Why don&#8217;t the Feds arrest Pat Robertson, after he said the State Department should be nuked? And why not take Jerry Falwell, too? And meanwhile, let&#8217;s get a paper trail for those faulty electronic voting machines, shall we? Share on Facebook<\/p>\n<p class=\"facebook\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/share.php?u=https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/2003\/10\/15\/next-year-isnt-now\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Share on Facebook\">Share on Facebook<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-307","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/307","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=307"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/307\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=307"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=307"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=307"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}