{"id":287,"date":"2003-08-02T14:53:39","date_gmt":"2003-08-02T21:53:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/2003\/08\/02\/metrosexual\/"},"modified":"2003-08-02T14:53:39","modified_gmt":"2003-08-02T21:53:39","slug":"metrosexual","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/2003\/08\/02\/metrosexual\/","title":{"rendered":"Metrosexual?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So you&#8217;re not a straight guy who guzzles Coors                 and burps, farts and scratches in front of your girlfriend? <a href=\"http:\/\/content.health.msn.com\/content\/article\/71\/81366.htm\" target=\"_blank\">Perhaps                 you&#8217;re a metrosexual<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ballardite.com\/\"><strong>Happy                           birthday, bro!<\/strong><\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p class=\"facebook\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/share.php?u=https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/2003\/08\/02\/metrosexual\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Share on Facebook\">Share on Facebook<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So you&#8217;re not a straight guy who guzzles Coors and burps, farts and scratches in front of your girlfriend? Perhaps you&#8217;re a metrosexual. Happy birthday, bro! Share on Facebook<\/p>\n<p class=\"facebook\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/share.php?u=https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/2003\/08\/02\/metrosexual\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Share on Facebook\">Share on Facebook<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-287","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-birthday","category-entertainment"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/287","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=287"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/287\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=287"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=287"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=287"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}