{"id":274,"date":"2003-07-01T00:39:23","date_gmt":"2003-07-01T07:39:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/2003\/07\/01\/powerhouse-prostate-tour\/"},"modified":"2008-01-21T00:42:28","modified_gmt":"2008-01-21T07:42:28","slug":"powerhouse-prostate-tour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/2003\/07\/01\/powerhouse-prostate-tour\/","title":{"rendered":"Powerhouse Prostate Tour"},"content":{"rendered":"

I got to walk through a giant colon in San Francisco<\/a> this weekend!<\/p>\n

“Well aware I am that the colorectal cancer cause is noble and good and hence the Colossal Colon Tour was decent and right, sort of, but also not, it’s also just a little weird, as it was, you know, a giant crawl-thru colon, and you don’t exactly see The Voluminous Vagina Tour or the Stupendous Skin Cancer Tour or the Bulbous Breast Tour or the Powerhouse Prostate Tour featuring a giant bulb-like fortress thing kids can romp around in a like one of those inflatable toy castles. But hey,<\/strong> maybe you should.”<\/strong>
\nMark Morford, on the giant colon, in his SF Gate “Morning Fix” column<\/a><\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Ralph Nader<\/a> made an appearance on CNN’s Crossfire<\/a> today, and James Carville was probably the angriest I’ve every seen him with a guest, insisting that Ralph Nader stole the election from Gore. While that assumption is an easy way out, maybe it has more to do with the way the Florida election was mishandled (see Unprecendented: The 2002 Presidential Election<\/a>). Even Pat Buchanan admitted that some primarily Jewish counties most likely didn’t vote for him<\/a>.<\/p>\n

\"Butterfly<\/p>\n

The Stranger is reporting this week that Sorry Charlie’s, one of Seattle’s endangered piano bars, might be saved from an outside investor<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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I got to walk through a giant colon in San Francisco this weekend! “Well aware I am that the colorectal cancer cause is noble and good and hence the Colossal Colon Tour was decent and right, sort of, but also not, it’s also just a little weird, as it was, you know, a giant crawl-thru … <\/p>\n

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