{"id":256,"date":"2003-05-28T18:30:10","date_gmt":"2003-05-29T01:30:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/2003\/05\/28\/first-post-sort-of\/"},"modified":"2008-01-20T18:35:02","modified_gmt":"2008-01-21T01:35:02","slug":"first-post-sort-of","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/2003\/05\/28\/first-post-sort-of\/","title":{"rendered":"First post (sort of)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So this is my first attempt at a personal website.                 The text section contains various writings over the years, images                 will fill up gradually, as will the people (I know), news and                 files. Basically, a blank slate waiting to be filled with love,                 conflict, and up-to-rated R content.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>&#8220;Truckers                         are not second class citizens. We are the willing doing                         the impossible. Please help us if you can.&#8221;<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>Seen on the back of                           a truck from a bus on the way to Brighton from London, UK<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I spent the last couple of weeks in the three cultural                 capitals of the world: San Francisco, Las Vegas and London\/Brighton,                 UK. Highlights                 included a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tate.org.uk\/modern\/exhibitions\/paulmccarthy\/\" target=\"_blank\">100                 ft inflatable sculpture of a cube-headed Pinocchio in black,                 courtesy of American artist Paul McCarthy<\/a>, now on exhibit                 at the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tate.org.uk\/modern\/default.htm\" target=\"_blank\">Tate                 Modern<\/a>. That, and the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.24hourmuseum.org.uk\/nwh_gfx_en\/ART16706.html\" target=\"_blank\">West                 Pier burned down<\/a> as I was arriving there.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, to celebrate, I now present exotic pictures                 of condoms, purchased from Brighton&#8217;s Japanese specialty store, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nastynip.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Nasty                 Nip<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/01\/japanesecondoms.jpg\" alt=\"Japanese condoms\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"facebook\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/share.php?u=https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/2003\/05\/28\/first-post-sort-of\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Share on Facebook\">Share on Facebook<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So this is my first attempt at a personal website. The text section contains various writings over the years, images will fill up gradually, as will the people (I know), news and files. Basically, a blank slate waiting to be filled with love, conflict, and up-to-rated R content. &#8220;Truckers are not second class citizens. We &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/2003\/05\/28\/first-post-sort-of\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;First post (sort of)&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"facebook\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/share.php?u=https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/2003\/05\/28\/first-post-sort-of\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Share on Facebook\">Share on Facebook<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-256","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-europe"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/256","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=256"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/256\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=256"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=256"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=256"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}