{"id":247,"date":"2003-04-01T00:52:24","date_gmt":"2003-04-01T07:52:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/2003\/04\/01\/olympia-in-a-can\/"},"modified":"2003-04-01T00:52:24","modified_gmt":"2003-04-01T07:52:24","slug":"olympia-in-a-can","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/2003\/04\/01\/olympia-in-a-can\/","title":{"rendered":"Olympia, in a can"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I feel like shit today. It was probably the can                 of Olympia from Sunday night \u2013 it feels like a thick cloud                 in the front of my brain. I\u2019m taking the next 9 days off                 to finish all of my homework, and having another cleanse. Why,                 oh why did I drink beer from a can?<\/p>\n<p class=\"facebook\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/share.php?u=https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/2003\/04\/01\/olympia-in-a-can\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Share on Facebook\">Share on Facebook<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I feel like shit today. It was probably the can of Olympia from Sunday night \u2013 it feels like a thick cloud in the front of my brain. I\u2019m taking the next 9 days off to finish all of my homework, and having another cleanse. Why, oh why did I drink beer from a can? &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/2003\/04\/01\/olympia-in-a-can\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Olympia, in a can&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"facebook\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/share.php?u=https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/2003\/04\/01\/olympia-in-a-can\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Share on Facebook\">Share on Facebook<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,19,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-247","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cleanse","category-drink","category-new-college-of-california"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/247","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=247"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/247\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=247"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=247"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=247"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}