{"id":1762,"date":"2008-05-05T16:40:24","date_gmt":"2008-05-05T23:40:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/?p=1762"},"modified":"2008-05-07T16:45:50","modified_gmt":"2008-05-07T23:45:50","slug":"pabst-blue-ribbon-now-in-a-coffin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/2008\/05\/05\/pabst-blue-ribbon-now-in-a-coffin\/","title":{"rendered":"Pabst Blue Ribbon, Tom Cruise in one post."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pabst Blue Ribbon, now in a coffin: A Chicago-area man <a href=\"http:\/\/seattlepi.nwsource.com\/national\/1120ap_odd_beer_coffin.html?source=mypi\">wants this for some reason<\/a>. It&#8217;s a bit of a twist, as the can finally drinks *him* in.<\/p>\n<p>Tom Cruise&#8217;s new website is <a href=\"http:\/\/latimesblogs.latimes.com\/webscout\/2008\/05\/tom-cruises-new.html\">beautiful, narcissistic<\/a>. A neat example of Flash, were he not so Tom Cruise-ish.<\/p>\n<p class=\"facebook\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/share.php?u=https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/2008\/05\/05\/pabst-blue-ribbon-now-in-a-coffin\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Share on Facebook\">Share on Facebook<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pabst Blue Ribbon, now in a coffin: A Chicago-area man wants this for some reason. It&#8217;s a bit of a twist, as the can finally drinks *him* in. Tom Cruise&#8217;s new website is beautiful, narcissistic. A neat example of Flash, were he not so Tom Cruise-ish. Share on Facebook<\/p>\n<p class=\"facebook\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/share.php?u=https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/2008\/05\/05\/pabst-blue-ribbon-now-in-a-coffin\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Share on Facebook\">Share on Facebook<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1762","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1762","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1762"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1762\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1762"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1762"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1762"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}