{"id":170,"date":"2008-01-04T19:08:43","date_gmt":"2008-01-05T02:08:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/?page_id=170"},"modified":"2022-02-17T11:48:02","modified_gmt":"2022-02-17T18:48:02","slug":"movies","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/movies\/","title":{"rendered":"Movies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Rock-A-Fellas!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>March 2004. Uncle Bill and the gang at Dino&#8217;s in Gastonia, NC.<br \/>\n<div style=\"width: 525px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-170-1\" width=\"525\" height=\"295\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/wp-content\/video\/2004\/Rock-A-Fellas.mp4?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/wp-content\/video\/2004\/Rock-A-Fellas.mp4\">https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/wp-content\/video\/2004\/Rock-A-Fellas.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div><\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Short movies for short attention spans! Do stuff in 1 minute, 22.08 seconds.<\/p>\n<p><strong>See Mortie graduate!<\/strong><br \/>\n30 Aug 2003. For the person who wants to watch Mortie graduate, but doesn&#8217;t have a lot of time right now.<em> What the heck is a degree? <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Academic_degree\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Find out here<\/a>. <\/em><em>Also included: &#8220;We Are the Champions&#8221; by Queen.<\/em><em><br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 525px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-170-2\" width=\"525\" height=\"295\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/wp-content\/video\/2003\/GraduationMortie.mp4?_=2\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/wp-content\/video\/2003\/GraduationMortie.mp4\">https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/wp-content\/video\/2003\/GraduationMortie.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<p><strong>Tour with an Estonian Choir!<\/strong><br \/>\n23 Aug 2003. For the person who wants to hop along on a San Francisco tour bus with an Estonian Choir, but doesn&#8217;t have time right now. <em>What the heck is an Estonian Choir? <a href=\"http:\/\/tam.org.ee\/index_eng.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Find out here<\/a>. Includes two spontaneous choral performances by the<br \/>\nTartu Academic Male Choir.<\/em><\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 525px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-170-3\" width=\"525\" height=\"295\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/wp-content\/video\/2003\/EstonianChoir.mp4?_=3\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/wp-content\/video\/2003\/EstonianChoir.mp4\">https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/wp-content\/video\/2003\/EstonianChoir.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<p><strong>Crawl through a giant colon!<\/strong><br \/>\n28 June 2003. For the curious person who doesn&#8217;t have a lot of time, and doesn&#8217;t want to crawl through a colon right now.<em> What the heck is a colon? <a href=\"http:\/\/www.preventcancer.org\/colossalcolon\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Find out here<\/a>. <\/em><em>Also included: Frankie Lane&#8217;s &#8220;Rawhide&#8221;, timed to a colon crawlthrough.<\/em><\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 525px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-170-4\" width=\"525\" height=\"295\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/wp-content\/video\/2003\/GiantColon.mp4?_=4\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/wp-content\/video\/2003\/GiantColon.mp4\">https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/wp-content\/video\/2003\/GiantColon.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<p><strong>See the Fremont Solstice Parade!<\/strong><br \/>\n21 June 2003. For the person who likes parades, but doesn&#8217;t have time to wait for the next solstice parade in Fremont.<em> What the heck is the Fremont Solstice Parade? <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fremontartscouncil.org\/events\/parade.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Find out here<\/a>. <\/em><em>Also included: the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.electricsix.com\/electricsix.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Electric Six&#8217;s<\/a> &#8220;Improper Dancing&#8221;, timed to the solstice parade.<\/em><\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 525px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-170-5\" width=\"525\" height=\"295\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/wp-content\/video\/2003\/FremontSolstice.mp4?_=5\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/wp-content\/video\/2003\/FremontSolstice.mp4\">https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/wp-content\/video\/2003\/FremontSolstice.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<p><strong>March against war in Iraq<\/strong><strong>!<\/strong><br \/>\n15 March 2003. For the person who wants to march against war in Iraq, but doesn&#8217;t have time right now.<em> What the heck is war against Iraq? <a href=\"http:\/\/www.unitedforpeace.org\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Find out here<\/a>. <\/em><em>Also included: &#8220;Dance Commander&#8221; by the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.electricsix.com\/electricsix.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Electric Six<\/a>, timed to march against war in Iraq.<\/em><\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 525px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-170-6\" width=\"525\" height=\"295\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/wp-content\/video\/2003\/NoWarInIraq.mp4?_=6\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/wp-content\/video\/2003\/NoWarInIraq.mp4\">https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/wp-content\/video\/2003\/NoWarInIraq.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<p><strong>Drive Through a Tree!<\/strong><br \/>\n19 May 2002. For the traveller who doesn&#8217;t have a lot of time, and doesn&#8217;t want to drive through a tree right now. <em>What the heck is a tree? <a href=\"http:\/\/archive.dailycal.org\/archive\/1999\/3\/17\/nudity.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Find out here<\/a><\/em><em>. Also included: A specially timed version of &#8220;King of the Road&#8221;, timed to 1 minute, 22.08 seconds.<br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 525px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-170-7\" width=\"525\" height=\"295\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/wp-content\/video\/2002\/drivethrutree.mp4?_=7\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/wp-content\/video\/2002\/drivethrutree.mp4\">https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/wp-content\/video\/2002\/drivethrutree.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<p><strong>Play with Xena the bulldog<\/strong><strong>!<\/strong><br \/>\n19 May 2002. For the dog lover who is perhaps allergic to dogs, and doesn&#8217;t want to play with a bulldog right now.<em> Who the heck is Xena the bulldog? <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jenandtravis.com\/xenacam.asp\">Find out here<\/a>. <\/em><em>Also included: Unaltered, unedited audio of dog panting and growling, timed to 1 minute, 22.08 seconds, bereft of iMovie sound effects.<\/em><\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 525px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-170-8\" width=\"525\" height=\"295\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/wp-content\/video\/2002\/Xena.mp4?_=8\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/wp-content\/video\/2002\/Xena.mp4\">https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/wp-content\/video\/2002\/Xena.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<p><strong>Run the Bay to Breakers<\/strong><strong>!<\/strong><br \/>\n19 May 2002. For the traveller who doesn&#8217;t have a lot of time, and doesn&#8217;t want to run\/walk 7.4 miles in SF right now.<em> What the heck is the Bay to Breakers? <a href=\"http:\/\/www.baytobreakers.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Find out here<\/a>. Also included: A specially sped-up version of &#8220;Flight of the Bumblebee&#8221;, timed to 1 minute, 22.08 seconds, and a cornucopia of iMovie sound effects.<\/em><\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 525px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-170-9\" width=\"525\" height=\"295\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/wp-content\/video\/2002\/baytobreakers.mp4?_=9\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/wp-content\/video\/2002\/baytobreakers.mp4\">https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/wp-content\/video\/2002\/baytobreakers.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<p><strong>Cross the Golden Gate Bridge<\/strong><strong>!<\/strong><br \/>\n13 May 2002. For the traveller who doesn&#8217;t have a lot of time, and can&#8217;t make it to San Francisco right now.<em> Who the heck is Xena the bulldog? <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jenandtravis.com\/xenacam.asp\">Find out here<\/a>.<\/em><em> Also included: A specially sped-up version of Dean Martin singing &#8220;I left my heart in San Francisco&#8221;, timed to 1 minute, 22.08 seconds.<\/em><strong> And HEY! May 13 2002 at 10 pm, San Francisco had a 5.2 magnitude earthquake. <\/strong>Felt like Seattle again as the apartment shook. Memories.<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 525px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-170-10\" width=\"525\" height=\"295\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/wp-content\/video\/2002\/goldengate.mp4?_=10\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/wp-content\/video\/2002\/goldengate.mp4\">https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/wp-content\/video\/2002\/goldengate.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<p class=\"facebook\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/share.php?u=https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/movies\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Share on Facebook\">Share on Facebook<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rock-A-Fellas! March 2004. Uncle Bill and the gang at Dino&#8217;s in Gastonia, NC. https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/wp-content\/video\/2004\/Rock-A-Fellas.mp4 &#8212; Short movies for short attention spans! Do stuff in 1 minute, 22.08 seconds. See Mortie graduate! 30 Aug 2003. For the person who wants to watch Mortie graduate, but doesn&#8217;t have a lot of time right now. What the heck &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/movies\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Movies&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"facebook\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/share.php?u=https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/movies\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Share on Facebook\">Share on Facebook<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-170","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/170","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=170"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/170\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12234,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/170\/revisions\/12234"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=170"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}