{"id":1670,"date":"1980-05-07T09:51:53","date_gmt":"1980-05-07T16:51:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/?page_id=1670"},"modified":"2008-05-07T09:52:35","modified_gmt":"2008-05-07T16:52:35","slug":"thus-spake-zarathrustra","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/images\/thus-spake-zarathrustra\/","title":{"rendered":"Thus Spake Zarathrustra"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I probably didn&#8217;t even know what this meant, but as a then 10-year-old, I felt pretty damn intelligent, and for some reason, despite malformed-headed renderings, I won second place and $10 in the 1980 Elgin Symphony Orchestra&#8217;s Student Art Contest. They must have been <em>giving<\/em> that money away.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1669\" title=\"thusspake\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/thusspake.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"389\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"facebook\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/share.php?u=https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/images\/thus-spake-zarathrustra\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Share on Facebook\">Share on Facebook<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I probably didn&#8217;t even know what this meant, but as a then 10-year-old, I felt pretty damn intelligent, and for some reason, despite malformed-headed renderings, I won second place and $10 in the 1980 Elgin Symphony Orchestra&#8217;s Student Art Contest. They must have been giving that money away. Share on Facebook<\/p>\n<p class=\"facebook\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/share.php?u=https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/images\/thus-spake-zarathrustra\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Share on Facebook\">Share on Facebook<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":171,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1670","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1670","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1670"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1670\/revisions"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/171"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1670"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}