{"id":163,"date":"2008-01-04T18:48:26","date_gmt":"2008-01-05T01:48:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/?page_id=163"},"modified":"2008-01-04T18:51:49","modified_gmt":"2008-01-05T01:51:49","slug":"look-in-the-mirror","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/text\/look-in-the-mirror\/","title":{"rendered":"Look in the Mirror"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My hair is disheveled, and skin oily from today&#8217;s day off from normal hygenic practice. My right eyebrow has a split which occurred from an eye operation to correct a crosseye problem I had when I was four, which was eventually corrected when I wore corrective glasses to supplement the operation.My skin feels pasty, likely a reaction to my recent voluntary lack of caffeine, in order to reestablish a healthy relationship with the chemical, and bring balance to my recently acquired collegiate lifestyle.<\/p>\n<p>The other eyebrow has a slight split that occurred from a fall when I was in third grade, a brush with the ice when two schoolyard bullies introduced me to it at great acceleration.<\/p>\n<p>My eyes are wide awake from a recently induced single-tall non-fat latte, a temporary reprieve for a body that has struggled for the last few days. The eyes are brilliant hazel, surrounded by a pool of slight bloodshot, from an adequate quantity but insufficient quality of slumber, the physical answer to full days and a still unwillingness on my part to sacrifice a social lifestyle for an educational one.<\/p>\n<p>Two days of new-growth forest takes shape on my face, giving definition to a dimple on my chin and arousing suspicion of the scar below it, the result of a catwalk injury obtained while falling off a ladder onto the backstage during a high-school production of &#8220;You Can&#8217;t Take It With You&#8221;, where I played Third FBI Man. The accident was part curiosity and part boredom, due to the only line I had in the production, &#8220;This is him!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>My hair tries in vain to cover an expanding forehead. It has a similar sheen to my skin, and awaits a good bout of Ph balancing.<\/p>\n<p>My lips are dry and cracked, and cry out for moisture, as does the lump of gray in my cranium after an evening&#8217;s worth of dehydration.<\/p>\n<p>At least the sun is out today.<\/p>\n<p>2002<\/p>\n<p class=\"facebook\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/share.php?u=https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/text\/look-in-the-mirror\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Share on Facebook\">Share on Facebook<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My hair is disheveled, and skin oily from today&#8217;s day off from normal hygenic practice. My right eyebrow has a split which occurred from an eye operation to correct a crosseye problem I had when I was four, which was eventually corrected when I wore corrective glasses to supplement the operation.My skin feels pasty, likely &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/text\/look-in-the-mirror\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Look in the Mirror&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"facebook\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/share.php?u=https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/text\/look-in-the-mirror\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Share on Facebook\">Share on Facebook<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":6,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-163","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/163","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=163"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/163\/revisions"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/6"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortie.net\/journal\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=163"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}