Movies

Rock-A-Fellas!

March 2004. Uncle Bill and the gang at Dino’s in Gastonia, NC.
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Short movies for short attention spans! Do stuff in 1 minute, 22.08 seconds.

See Mortie graduate!
30 Aug 2003. For the person who wants to watch Mortie graduate, but doesn’t have a lot of time right now. What the heck is a degree? Find out here. Also included: “We Are the Champions” by Queen.
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Tour with an Estonian Choir!
23 Aug 2003. For the person who wants to hop along on a San Francisco tour bus with an Estonian Choir, but doesn’t have time right now. What the heck is an Estonian Choir? Find out here. Includes two spontaneous choral performances by the
Tartu Academic Male Choir.

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Crawl through a giant colon!
28 June 2003. For the curious person who doesn’t have a lot of time, and doesn’t want to crawl through a colon right now. What the heck is a colon? Find out here. Also included: Frankie Lane’s “Rawhide”, timed to a colon crawlthrough.
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See the Fremont Solstice Parade!
21 June 2003. For the person who likes parades, but doesn’t have time to wait for the next solstice parade in Fremont. What the heck is the Fremont Solstice Parade? Find out here. Also included: the Electric Six’s “Improper Dancing”, timed to the solstice parade.
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March against war in Iraq!
15 March 2003. For the person who wants to march against war in Iraq, but doesn’t have time right now. What the heck is war against Iraq? Find out here. Also included: “Dance Commander” by the Electric Six, timed to march against war in Iraq.
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Drive Through a Tree!
19 May 2002. For the traveller who doesn’t have a lot of time, and doesn’t want to drive through a tree right now. What the heck is a tree? Find out here. Also included: A specially timed version of “King of the Road”, timed to 1 minute, 22.08 seconds.
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Play with Xena the bulldog!
19 May 2002. For the dog lover who is perhaps allergic to dogs, and doesn’t want to play with a bulldog right now. Who the heck is Xena the bulldog? Find out here. Also included: Unaltered, unedited audio of dog panting and growling, timed to 1 minute, 22.08 seconds, bereft of iMovie sound effects.
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Run the Bay to Breakers!
19 May 2002. For the traveller who doesn’t have a lot of time, and doesn’t want to run/walk 7.4 miles in SF right now. What the heck is the Bay to Breakers? Find out here. Also included: A specially sped-up version of “Flight of the Bumblebee”, timed to 1 minute, 22.08 seconds, and a cornucopia of iMovie sound effects.
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Cross the Golden Gate Bridge!
13 May 2002. For the traveller who doesn’t have a lot of time, and can’t make it to San Francisco right now. Who the heck is Xena the bulldog? Find out here. Also included: A specially sped-up version of Dean Martin singing “I left my heart in San Francisco”, timed to 1 minute, 22.08 seconds. And HEY! May 13 2002 at 10 pm, San Francisco had a 5.2 magnitude earthquake. Felt like Seattle again as the apartment shook. Memories.
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