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		<title>More crap for the downstairs.</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is it enough to have two fake guitars, a fake microphone and a fake drum set? Need I add this? Share on Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>I *don&#8217;t* have cello scrotum?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doctors confess to made-up musicians ailment. Share on Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>Whaddya mean I have to know Ctrl-Alt-Del?</title>
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		<title>Tivople?</title>
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		<title>Photographic remnants</title>
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